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Klingon Females and Their Pure Wrongness
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but he is never coming back from there 😀 lol
to boldly go where no one has had sex before
I kind of look at it like this. The US Marines always say every Marine is a rifleman. But not all are in the infantry or any of the other combat fields. There are Marines that are in finance, and accounting, and whatnot. I see it the same way for the Klingons. However, their basic nature is still that of the fighter. Not all will excel in the fighting part. As with in real life certain things are valued more than others. Klingons value fighting prowess above all else.
I absolutely love this episode. Riker did everything right; he even knew when NOT to duck. 😉
0:42
Riker: Haheh… wait, seriously? O_O
The look on his face is that, wtf the fuck did i just agree to look
My favorite ST scene ever.
Who says that would be a bad thing?
LOL!!
Wow, good stuff, this is back when Riker was cool..
Except Worf got it on with Troi, Jadzia and Ezri (as well as Jasminder in the novels)
If the genitalia in Klingons were reversed, I think those girls would have noticed
as long as my junk doesnt go anywhere near those fangs we’re alright.
What if the Klingon woman wore like a Strap-on and dominated you?
LMAO
B’elanna Torres is proof that it wasnt fatal for a human male. I remember that episode. Tuvok’s face was priceless
Riker at 0:55 – “I’ll have more of that blood wine now…”
I’d still hit it
Riker: my favorite
Remember this comment from one year ago? How much have things changed since then? Just curious.
Riker goes for it, only to find out too late that it is Klingon WOMEN who have the Penis….and it’s huge, and spiked….and extremely long lasting.
Then he has to go back to Troi “sensing” his distraught “feelings” about a multi-orifice Klingon love reaming.
Troi: “Will, I sense you are feeling….”
Riker: “Oh shut up and mind your own business for once….now go replicate me a gallon of Polysporin”
im soo saving this to fap to later!
where is the last part?
“yes, she’s serious”
Riker: “good, that’s my kind of woman”
“but sir, please reconsider, she has killed mates before, other klingon men are afraid of her”
Riker: “I don’t want to hear it, don’t even try. I’ll handle this”
Ah couple of beers…ah fuck, might as well…might be fun
Giggity!