Are you the Situation or the SituAsian? On a scale of Snooki to 10, what would you rate yourself? Watch us pickup girls using these Jersey Shore inspired pick up lines. GET BLOOPERS & EXTRAS HERE: tinyurl.com Watch full, un-edited clips here: tinyurl.com Tweet this video: bit.ly Share this video on Facebook: on.fb.me Music by Chetameister: www.youtube.com — Jersey Shore references (in order): 1. The Situasian 2. I’m gonna do me, you do you 3. Fist pump 4. Snookie 5. Grenades 6. Juicehead gorilla 7. Guido 8. Shirt before the Shirt [skirt before the skirt] 9. Come at me bro 10. GTL (Gym Tan Laundry) 11. Cabs are here [Crabs are here] 12. Smush SUBSCRIBE! bit.ly LEARN! tinyurl.com LIKE! simplepickup.linktrackr.com FOLLOW! simplepickup.linktrackr.com
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“Do you have any STDs?”
I’M CALLING RONNIE ON YOUR ASS TOUGH GUY
2:58 subtle fist pump lol
lmfao, come to my party?? We need some more grenades
Dat ass at 2:33.
sup young man you street yeah? get on the young an their attitude towards older people, your a stereotyped youth. want to fight about it in reality? call my bluff lets set it up
HAHA, the GTL-part made me ROFL
The crabs are heaaaa’
Jason had so much confidence when approaching that blonde girl at the beginning.
old man is jelly 😛
You have any idea what that older guy is doing to those girls in his mind?? Psshh! Jealous.
that old dude was a party pooper.
“I don’t like that, Im calling campus security” GTFO old man die already and take your victorian era bullshit with you.
Fuck you Chuk Wu, you don’t terr no one what to do. I don’t have a crue what he did to you so prease don’t be mean, or he’rr kung fu you. I bet you rearnt phonics but can you count to two? I bet you think your coor because you’re a member of the grammar crew, you better swarrow these words Chuk, Waaaarrrning: they might be hard to chew.
Jokes that was gay as fuck but don’t be such a grammar Nazi.
Seriously,Fuck off old man. Just tryna get laid.
I want to see you get some phonics to learn how to use ‘there’.
fucking old man… thinks colleges are for studying pshhh
😛
0:58 .. man!, how can you do that??? fuck you dude, i hate you… cuz you know how to do that shit…
0:39 BOSSSSSSSSS
campus security lol pedantic old faggot
are you really from Barbados?
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